i must be stopped
Umbridge: “Boys and girls are not permitted to be within 8 inches of each other.”
[gay wizard laughter]
"I follow the craziest people [on tumblr] and I love them because they have the most incredible creativity and imaginations and some how it has made its way into my music video!" [x]
I swear the fuckin producers of the simpsons knew shit was an issue before anyone opened their eyes.
THAT IS GORGEOUS
heterochromia is one of the coolest aesthetics the human body can muster
a very groovy mutation
Thank you, Charles Xavier.
hello my waifu
I’m glad to meet you ^3^/
Remember in the 90’s there used be a room in your house that was called the “computer room”.
Five things? Hmmm
- I like how, sometimes, i can be a good actress
- I like how independent i am
- I find it funny how i can think of unfunny jokes/pun
- I think i’m generous and i like it
- Even if sometimes it’s not good for me, i like how passionate i am
Aright! It was kinda hard but i made it :3
Gonna tag 10 of my fave peeps (tag and send them this in fact haha)
- And of course, kikideath
A word of advice to trans women
Go to your nearest target. Buy a two pack of pushup bras (24$ for 2), and target’s bra inserts (12$). Then go to your nearest Walmart and buy the Vasserette Control Shapewear Panties (2.50 each), they do wonders for helping your tuck. There you go! You just saved yourself a lot of money, you can afford to buy enough to wear every day, and best of all you look fabulous. -@twidx
recs for trans women are so rare on tumblr!! spread this, people.
If you ever think you did something embarrassing just remember that I had a really hot waiter one time and i was gonna order double pepperoni pizza but I looked him dead in the eye and accidentally asked for double penetration pizza in front of my whole family
Stop reblogging my failure